- Jarvis got them together.
- Natasha and Thor fangirl over them secretly and Clint is just like “I LIKE ARROWS”
- Tony likes both genders for different reasons; he likes his women slim and hot and seductive, he likes his men strong and fit and powerful.
- BRUCE IS NOT A BLUSHING UKE OKAY DGFVKJDKLGHSLDFHsfkjkf no; he is manly and covered in body hair and can be a little bit cocky every once in a while
- Tony talks Bruce into doing things he probably shouldn’t, like drinking or smoking pot once in a while.
- SCIENCE IS SEXY
- The skin around Tony’s reactor is super sensitive and Bruce knows
- Even the Hulk loves Tony.
- Bruce understands that although Tony may be physically attracted to other bodies, his love is unquestionably Bruce’s alone.
- Sex is possible, it’s just… it needs a little work.
- BRUCE TOPS LIKE A BEAST
- Tony thinks he’s a man but isn’t
- Fury knows and sometimes refers to Tony as Lady Stark
- Bruce has an incredible sweet tooth.
- SPONTANEOUS TONY IS SPONTANEOUS
- Tony has a voice kink.
- Bruce has a Tony’s Ass kink.
(Submitted by: anon)
In 2nd grade there was this boy in my class named Peter and I could never figure out if he was a boy or a girl because he had long hair and wore overalls and when I asked him he was like “I’m a boy why do people keep asking me if I’m a girl!” and then the substitute was like “I see a pretty little girl in the back who needs to stop talking” and I think the expression on Peter’s face is what could only be described as 300% done.